Miscellaneous Musings

Alrighty then, now for someting light and fluffy after that foray into the morbid and macabre…

I forgot how funny Bring it On was, lol! “This is a cheertatorship!” Leh dem know Torrance. *shakes booty*
Isis, “‘Brr, it's cold in here, there must be some Toros in the atmosphere’? I know you don't think a white girl made that shit up.”

Ya know, I really don’t think that Gabrielle Union is all that good-looking. I mean, the overall package is sexy and all, but narrowing it down to just her face, I’ve seen much prettier faces walking down Broadstreet, thanks.

Legally Blonde had me deading too. “Now, bend and snap! Come on girls, bend and snap! Yes! That’s it!” Doan play wid my girl Elle Woods and dog Bruiser Woods, both Gemini vegetarians, lol! How my girl seriously had a fuzzy pink phone? I near dead. Funny ting is that dem had some girls at college wid me that wasn’t too far from Elle yeah. Sigh.

Deeply contemplating a Brazilian wax. Hmmm, will remind best friend that she wanted to get one and we shall get them together when she reaches Bim. Yaay for bald coochies! Or not. Hmmm, that area is not usually one where one wants to induce voluntary pain. Will rethink idea.

I want some more “chick lit” in manner of Bridget, Devil Wears Prada or Shopaholic. Damn Cave Shepherd would sell dem $10 books for a calm $30. Dem want a slap, das wha. Well in absence of actual new book on Bridget, can always speak in manner of Bridget to make self feel better…

Could I pull off a short hairstyle? Seriously pondering the wisdom of cutting my hair low and dyeing it a red wine colour. Life would be so odd without my hair though, had LONG hair for all my life. Mother and aunt get all nostalgic at the idea, lol. Can’t imagine their “baby girl” cutting her hair. Who knows? Might be a welcome change … or one of those life events that I file in way in the folder labelled “Moderately/Very Bad Ideas”.

I need glasses. There really is no denying it. Everything is decidedly fuzzy. Maybe, just maybe, spending hours and hours gazing at a computer screen had something to do with that. Will get myself some contacts along with my sexy/sophisticated frames though…

Am currently accepting gifts of:
a replacement pair of black reefs
a large, black, casual bag
a small, blue, formal bag
a large, white, casual bag
miscellaneous belts.

The best sex scene that I ever see on TV is the one in Set if Off between Blair Underwood and Jada Pinkett. Dat sooo tiiite! Perfect mix of romantic and sexy. Chaaa. When my boy pour de wine, and start trailing de pearls down she back *swoon*. Doan talk bout de background music, “Hold me tight and don’t let gooooo!” I mean, Blair Underwood did want straddling from de time he was on L.A Law though, but to put him in a scene like dah? De look pun de man face when he did gine in, oh lord. My boy had me feeling glad I was watching de movie home alone…

*mischievous giggle*